Once again I'm updating at the middle of the night. I'm sorry to say I'm not feeling quite so crazy tonight. I spent all the energy singing to shadow about how she has cheesy breath, and laughing to myself in my room about goldfish knows what.

But for one think I am completely sick of homework. I have been stuck under its rule for the past 4 days and am only 25% done. I am either very very easily distracted or have the brain capacity of a rubber crab (Dummit). The newsflash of the day is that Rufo is indeed the same person as Jason! Yayyy! Quothed below are details of the discovery-

xtremelittleone: MONTY PYTHON!!!
ROCKcandy08: ahhh!! monty python!!!!
ROCKcandy08: *diesss*
ROCKcandy08: ahhh i just gotta watch that
ROCKcandy08: again
xtremelittleone: hehee...... good stuff it is
ROCKcandy08: can u believe rufo doesnt like it??? how could someone not enjoy that?
xtremelittleone: OMG!!! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!
ROCKcandy08: i ....dont....know....
xtremelittleone: speaking of which.. are you cheating on rufo?
ROCKcandy08: hahaha, why/ with who?
ROCKcandy08: im not, no
xtremelittleone: some guy named Jason.........
ROCKcandy08: hahahaha they are the same person
ROCKcandy08: lolzzz
xtremelittleone: oops....
ROCKcandy08: hahahahahaaaaa
ROCKcandy08: lolzzz sorry i forgot to mention that detail
ROCKcandy08: hahahah i hope i dont wake up my dad laughig
ROCKcandy08: i never did splain that rufo is his last name, did i?
xtremelittleone: i was like.. okaaaaaaaay.. who is jason? i figured either you were cheating on rufo... or u dumped him and forgot to mention it...
xtremelittleone: no.. you didn't
ROCKcandy08: hahaha

Ok I left a bit in the beginning so you can see how we came to this matter. And it was in the respectable way of discussing Monty Python, not gossiping, thank you very much. But then again maybe we were.... it depends on whether you consider discussing the color of Superllama's hooves as gossiping or not.

Well plebians, once again I have little to offer you due to my uneventful day and uncanny habit of reading about exploding coke cans and flaming poptarts. So now it is that time once again to have... a commercial break!!

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