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~PS- at the top today. Yo ppls tis now about 2:45 pm on Saturday. Last night Tori came over and we went to the mall which was quite enjoyable. At Pacsun i was able to exchange two wallets for an elephant wallet and elephante hat, hehehe. Of course we hadta go to hot topic also and i got this Lotr: Two towers shirt which is really coolish and a pin that says "I'm not antisocial, i just dont like you." And we also got delicious gelatis and sugar high, yummmm. As it was time to leave we scared some ppls that happened to be standing by and trying to insult tori. We took up alien demented mental escapees mode and i found this piece of paperin my pocket that said beat me up. (left over from christmas eve) So we acted evil and disturbed, muahahahaha! Anyways im sure you dont care about stuff of that matter. After several phone calls, Tori was allowed to sleep over! Yayishness!! So we just blasted music, tried to "beat timmy in Bond", watched jackass and two towers for ps2, and played away message tag from 6 inches away. Hehehehe, i love it. This also spawned some disturbing convos which are like normal ps's, at the bottom of the page.
And guess what? Well earlier I orded this doll for no apparent reason, and im really glad i did! Lookie, tis me:
 Of course i probably dont look that good in one o them tanktops, but i can pretend, right? Anyways i have also discovered another secret life of mine, as an elf! You are Kathen of Medidell.
Profile Aggg i am sooo extremely bored. There is nothing to do and my attention recently has soley been set on The Lord of the Rings. Now that i have finished the series i am depressed, as i knew i would be. They were the best books i have ever read and probably will ever read and now theres no more surprises. If i read it later i will still know what is gonna happen. Hmm... maybe thats a good reason to get Alzheimers. *ponder* Anyways for now i am trapped in my house with nothing to do and nowhere to go and without a way to get anywhere. I dont know where Tori is, no one was answering at her house... Anna went to the mountains, Michelle is at the mall i think... I was at the mall with stearns last night and even if i called neone else i would still need a ride to get anywhere and my moms asleep. Its looking to be another dreary boring day at my house. I shouldnt complain tho, im glad im not in school. Im wishing i could go and get that elephant hat from pacsun tho, before they sell out. Blarg. Nothing nothing nothing. I wish there was more left in my book, or at least that the Return of the King was out. My brother got the two towers game for playstation 2 yesterday and beat it already. I dont get him, i am so video gamically challenged. I guess its one of the few things 14 year old brothers are good at. blahh. I ordered a cartoon doll today, how weird am i? I asked for it to be kinda punkish tho and requested it have the same bracelets as i. (and no, thats not me, its from hottopic.com) All im hoping is that it doesnt come back pink. Or glittery. Eww. I swear im gonna throw this cursed game boy advance into the ground if it doesnt shut up with carolines ungodly japanese hampster music. Its like, urgg! As I was saying, little to nothing is happening around here. Let us venture now into the realm of upside down umbrellas where we ask the infamous pineapple mon-star what he feels about the topic of cloning. Me: Well, mr pineapple dude sir, what may i ask do you feel about the topic of cloning? Pineapple Mon-star: Well so long as they dont take my seedlins here i think they can do whatever they want. Me: Well, if they can do whatever they want, what shall be next on their list of agenda? Murder being legalized if u dont like sumone... oh nm... the possibility of lethal wastes being dumped upon pickles? Match lighting in an open street?? The use of paper towel dispensers?????? What next??!!!!??? Pineapple Mon-star: well ma'am, i believe that they will turn to pharmacutical companies in order to start a mass distribution of their 'unsightly malformations removers' for disturbed and physically disabled clone vict-, errm, patients. Then they will vow to let everyone have a chance to clone themselves if they so wish therefore having a major affect on the worlds unbelievable population increase. This would affect the economy bringing about inflation and the demand for more food, starting another entire agricultural revolution, and we would haveta resort to eating the slugs from frog bogs in order to keep living in an overpopulated deformed world. Of cours- Me: --thank you mr. pineapple monstar. unfortunately cloning is not yet available in your planet yet, so u will not yet haveta face these worldwide dilemmas. You may however still purchase from our sponsors Locust-be-gone, your favorite crop ripening treat (Evil locust is seen in the background creeping around like his papery evilish self... waiting for a chance to spring...) that now is available for (SPRONG!! A mad enraged sheet of paper with the evil locust and some hebrew writing on it attacks the camera and it falls on its side, bleeding, desolate and incapable of rewinding. No one knows what happens to the omniscient "me" and the quirky pineapple mon-star. Probably sailed to france or something. Anyways that is our interview today! We thank you for joining in on our chaotic event of nothingness whose only purpose was to entertain invisible kate in her lonliness. (in a speedy-like voice:) We do not claim responsibility for any sanity lost, hallucinations gained, misconstred opinions on invisible kate formed or brain damage from repeated banging of head against wall. We would like u to know that invisible Kate is indeed not the conspicuous "me" and in no way supports cloning. She also dislikes cheese, dirty monkeys, pink, and glittery things. Do not attempt to approach her with anything of those sort for she will poke u with a burning stickum. That is all. If you would like to her about christmas, click back. if you would like to listen to some music, well, put in a cd. if u would like to meet the pineapple mon-star, u are crazy but click on the invisible green button on your nonexistant battle watch. If you would like to escape from this nonsensical rabble, click x. Thank y-
PS- Its later and Tori is sleeping over!!! YAYYY!! Here comes some acronyms and interestingnosity: elcabillista: hey
And later... i think i really scared someone who i dunt know at all. Hahaha twas funni tho.
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