ROCKcandy08: would you be interested in buying your very own authentic magic carpet, Matt? MiniMatt702: no ROCKcandy08: I swear it takes u around the world whenever u say "swoosh- take me there!" MiniMatt702: hahahah ROCKcandy08: tis mad of the finest lettuce skin around, if if i may say so myself ROCKcandy08: but if you would not like to purchase one why dont you come to the magical items bazaar in harrisburg next weekend? MiniMatt702: i dont know where harrisburg is? ROCKcandy08: in fact it is making a special appearance at Harrisburg academy ROCKcandy08: of course you do, you foolish fishle MiniMatt702: who is this? ROCKcandy08: an elf named Lair�r�na, but i cant tell you my regular name... there are evil people lurkin about ROCKcandy08: the monkeys might come after me again... MiniMatt702: is that supposed ot be a hint or something ROCKcandy08: only if u want it to be MiniMatt702: alright well ur name is kate ROCKcandy08: dangit, have u been talking to the monkeys?? MiniMatt702: yup ROCKcandy08: they are a scary bunch of groupies MiniMatt702: that they are ROCKcandy08: they carry pitchforks in their back pockets, yesh yesh tey do ROCKcandy08: anywho the evil force that has sent me calls me away once again. pineapple seeds and batteries stay with u until the end of your days, tata~ MiniMatt702: peace
Fyi, I have no idea who this dude is... lets say i was doing a favor for someone else tryin to freak him out a bit.
And here we have another more recent one:
ROCKcandy08: Jen, have you fed your antelope his fur-growth potion today? Jenni490: whose this? ROCKcandy08: someone who speaks to the penguins of the great spirit ROCKcandy08: (they come during the night) ROCKcandy08: but alas, they are not as evil as those monkeys that often plague the harrisburg academy... have u seen them? Jenni490: whoa...who the hell is this? ROCKcandy08: i told you already, i am a minion of the evil locust, duhh Jenni490: hmm alright.... ROCKcandy08: he wants you to buy the antelope growth formula to pay for the expenses of his army in the war against the monkeys ROCKcandy08: anywho how is the violin going? Jenni490: uhh who the hell is this?...can u jus tell me that first ROCKcandy08: ok well if u must know my name is Lair�r�na ROCKcandy08: i come from the ancient dwelling of cirith elenluin
